kitchen-sink-real asked:

Have you ever done a poo that is so big that it not only hurts to pass but when it hits the bowl the toilet water splashes up your now stretched rectum?

hi guys,

omg cant believe i’m back and to start it off i’ve been blessed with kitchen-sink-real sending me a message?

think we should collab sometime would love to do a it of naked poetry, how bout next thurs?

your lozzy bubz xoxo
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darnyill: “theabsurdvictory: “a very darnyill-esque dog portrait ” wow thnx for the shoutout my cousin took this photo of me last summer for his short-term photography course ”
I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.

one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey  (via quicksummary)

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vfpalestine: “lizun: “We need more women like this ” My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one ”
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coldkissass:

Golden rubbers in these denim pockets .

This use to be my shit lol , Creep Anthem

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peachine: “can i teleport here right now with the one i love??? ”